Winter Falls University becomes the unlucky origin point for a monster created when Professor Chill’s virility potion is drunk by Wanker the janitor. Instead of turning him into a stud, he is transformed into a killing machine that takes revenge on the students and townspeople who abused him. The Army is brought in to halt the monster, with uncertain results.
Wanker — The janitor at Winter Falls University who is picked on by the student body and the Dean. Older with a Quasimodo-vibe, Wanker has dark, spiky hair and wears ill-fitting clothes until a potion created by Professor Chill transforms him into a killer in a deep-sea diving helmet.
Professor Chill — The creator of the formula that transforms the hapless Wanker, Professor Chill is handsome, smart, a bit cocky and British. He teaches at Winter Falls University, where he is ducking out on his wife and romancing his student, Becky.
Becky — The buxom, and somewhat dim-witted, girlfriend of Professor Chill. She encourages the Professor and is known for screaming lustily whenever she encounters another victim of Wanker’s.